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The great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up. ~Albert Schweitzer



There are many experts on how things have been done up to now. If you think something could use a little improvement, you are the expert. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. ~Trey Parker & Matt Stone, South Park



There is only one ultimate and effectual preventive for the maladies to which flesh is heir, and that is death. ~Harvey Cushing



Learning is not easy, but hard; culture is severe. The steps to Parnassus are steep and terribly arduous. ~John Jay Chapman



A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. ~Robert Frost



I didn't want to be a boy, ever, but I was outraged that his height and intelligence were graces for him and gaucheries for me. ~Jane Rule



Parenting is a stage of life's journey where the milestones come about every fifty feet. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code. ~Dan Salomon



Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. ~Jim Ryun



Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. ~Seven Wright



A law is unjust if it is inflicted on a minority that, as a result of being denied the right to vote, had no part in enacting or devising the law. Who can say that the legislature of Alabama which set up the state's segregation laws was democratically elected? ~Martin Luther King, Jr., "Letter from Birmingham Jail," Why We Can't Wait, 1963



Hornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release. ~Sommeil Liberosensa



Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on. ~Billy Connolly



Greatness alone in not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare. ~Proverb



He is a poor son whose sonship does not make him desire to serve all men's mothers. ~Harry Emerson Fosdick



Almost all of us long for peace and freedom; but very few of us have much enthusiasm for the thoughts, feelings, and actions that make for peace and freedom. ~Aldous Huxley



The hardest part of raising a child is teaching them to ride bicycles. A shaky child on a bicycle for the first time needs both support and freedom. The realization that this is what the child will always need can hit hard. ~Sloan Wilson



Man embraces in his makeup all the natural orders; he's a squid, a mollusk, a sucker and a buzzard; sometimes he's a cerebrate. ~Martin H. Fischer



Man is a blind, witless, low brow, anthropocentric clod who inflicts lesions upon the earth. ~Ian McHarg