birthday poems for lovers

In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day. ~Anonymous



The darkness of the whole world cannot swallow the glowing of a candle. ~Robert Altinger The daughter who won't lift a finger in the house is the same child who cycles madly off in the pouring rain to spend all morning mucking out a stable. ~Samantha Armstrong



If you don't control your mind, someone else will. ~John Allston



Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. ~Will Rogers



Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. ~Mark Twain



One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they need no answer. ~Lord Byron



Kids spell love T-I-M-E. ~John Crudele



Objectivity has about as much substance as the emperor's new clothes. ~Connie Miller



Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini? ~Robert Benchley



There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. ~Pearl Bailey



No human thing is of serious importance. ~Plato



The deep pain that is felt at the death of every friendly soul arises from the feeling that there is in every individual something which is inexpressible, peculiar to him alone, and is, therefore, absolutely and irretrievably lost. ~Arthur Schopenhauer



There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~Author Unknown



The cunning competitor plays on the other party's guilt. Continuously praise your opponent's shots, and you'll notice how he begins to press. Self-beratement also serves to balance a guilty conscience for being successful and makes your opponent disturbed for upsetting you so. If on occasion you call one of your opponent's "out" shots "in," then later on you can innocently call an "in" shot "out" on a crucial play. Practice saying "Good try," sincerely; then you can call a lot of close shots "out" and get away with it. ~Theodor Saretsky



And then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. ~Bill Bryson



The more sympathy you give, the less you need. ~Malcolm S. Forbes



He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. ~Albert Einstein



Five great enemies to peace inhabit with us: avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride. If those enemies were to be banished, we should infallibly enjoy perpetual peace. ~Francesco Petrarch



Time and space - time to be alone, space to move about - these may well become the great scarcities of tomorrow. ~Edwin Way Teale, Autumn Across America, 1956



On thy grave the rain shall fall from the eyes of a mighty nation! ~Thomas William Parsons