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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? ~Robert Orben



Whatever thrift is, it is not avarice. Avarice is not generous; and, after all, it is the thrifty people who are generous. ~Lord Rosebery



I cannot imagine how the clockwork of the universe can exist without a clockmaker. ~Voltaire



There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter. ~Bat Masterson



If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. ~Quentin Crisp



No matter how much the neurotic accomplished yesterday - even if he finished - he must start anew today. ~Terri Guillemets



Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton



As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro. ~Bruce Fogle



I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown



Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects. ~Herodotus, The History of Herodotus



He that hath knowledge spareth his words: and a man of understanding is of an excellent spirit. ~Proverbs 17:27



The aphorist sees in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. ~Sydney Harris



The pyramids will not last a moment compared with the daisy. ~D.H. Lawrence



It is incontestable that music induces in us a sense of the infinite and the contemplation of the invisible. ~Victor de LaPrade



Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves. ~Gene Fowler, Skyline, 1961 Men are not going to embrace eugenics. They are going to embrace the first likely, trim-figured girl with limpid eyes and flashing teeth who comes along, in spite of the fact that her germ plasm is probably reeking with hypertension, cancer, haemophilia, colour blindness, hay fever, epilepsy, and amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. ~Logan Clendening



A knuckleball is a curve ball that doesn't give a damn. ~Jimmy Cannon



Tree pose grows confidence. ~Terri Guillemets



Some folks are wise and some are otherwise. ~Tobias Smollett