funny quotes on marriage

Work cure is the best of all psychotherapy, in my opinion.... As well might we expect a patient to recover without food as to recover without work.... The sound man needs work to keep him sound, but the nervous invalid has an even greater need of work to draw him out of his isolation, and to stop the miseries of doubt and self-scrutiny, to win back self-respect and the support of fellowship. ~Richard C. Cabot



It is not only the most difficult thing to know oneself, but the most inconvenient one, too. ~H.W. Shaw



Some say that true love is a mirage; seek it anyway, for all else is surely desert. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. ~Katharine Whitehorn



There are chapters in every life which are seldom read and certainly not aloud. ~Carol Shields



Life is not governed by will or intention. Life is a question of nerves, and fibers, and slowly built-up cells in which thought hides itself and passion has its dreams. ~Oscar Wilde



Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. ~Peter Ustinov



For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. ~John Gardner



Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners. ~George du Maurier



My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. ~J. Brotherton



Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. ~Frank Burns, "Bulletin Board," original airdate 14 January 1975, written by Larry Gelbart, directed by Alan Alda



This psychiatry shit, apparently what you're feeling is not what you're feeling and what you're not feeling is your real agenda. ~Frank Renzulli, The Sopranos, "Pax Soprana," original airdate 14 February 1999, spoken by the character Tony Soprano



You know the definition of the perfectly designed machine.... The perfectly designed machine is one in which all its working parts wear out simultaneously. I am that machine. ~Frederick Alexander Lindemann



No matter how one may think himself accomplished, when he sets out to learn a new language, science, or the bicycle, he has entered a new realm as truly as if he were a child newly born into the world. ~Frances Willard, How I Learned to Ride the Bicycle



Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. ~Author Unknown



Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. ~Thomas C. Haliburton



The body is but a pair of pincers set over a bellows and a stew pan and the whole fixed upon stilts. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks



If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time. ~Author Unknown



History is philosophy teaching by examples. ~Thucydides, The History of the Peloponnesian War



America is so vast that almost everything said about it is likely to be true, and the opposite is probably equally true. ~James T. Farrell