i miss you sayings and quotes

Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. ~Ogden Nash



In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity. ~Ambrose Bierce



Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! ~Anne Tyler, The Accidental Tourist



The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. ~Author Unknown



"But" is a fence over which few leap. ~German Proverb



Women have very little idea of how much men hate them. ~Germaine Greer



I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world. ~Mother Teresa



No scrap of paper bigger than my smallest punch shall be thrown away. ~Author Unknown, "The Scrappers Creed"



For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. ~Terri Guillemets



Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. ~Mark Twain



To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956



In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. ~Robert Anderson, Solitaire & Double Solitaire



I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. ~Dolly Parton



No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious. ~George Bernard Shaw



Our historic imagination is at best slightly developed. We generalise and idealise the past egregiously. We set up little toys to stand as symbols for centuries and the complicated lives of countless individuals. ~John Dewey, Characters and Events



We all know how the size of sums of money appears to vary in a remarkable way according as they are being paid in or paid out. ~Julian Huxley



Your necklace may break, the fau tree may burst, but my tattooing is indestructible. It is an everlasting gem that you will take into your grave. ~Verse from a traditional tattoo artist's song, as quoted on pbs.org, "Skin Stories: The Art and Culture of Polynesian Tattoo," 2003



If we should deal out justice only, in this world, who would escape? No, it is better to be generous, and in the end more profitable, for it gains gratitude for us, and love. ~Mark Twain



Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. ~Ed Howe



The best practical advice I can give to the present generation is to practice the virtue which the Christians call love. ~Bertrand Russell