quotes about boys being stupid

And I will say to my soul, Soul, thou hast much goods laid up for many years; take thine ease, eat, drink, and be merry. ~Luke 12:19



Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~Jennifer Yane



Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969



None of our men are "experts." We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert because no one ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job. A man who knows a job sees so much more to be done than he has done, that he is always pressing forward and never gives up an instant of thought to how good and how efficient he is. Thinking always ahead, thinking always of trying to do more, brings a state of mind in which nothing is impossible. The moment one gets into the "expert" state of mind a great number of things become impossible. ~Henry Ford, Sr.



Music cleanses the understanding; inspires it, and lifts it into a realm which it would not reach if it were left to itself. ~Henry Ward Beecher



If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic." ~Shelly Roberts



If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love was on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy. ~Bobby Knight



Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. ~Albert Einstein



After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. ~Emily Luchetti After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. ~Emily Luchetti



Gray hair is a blessing - ask any bald man. ~Author Unknown



Man loves company even if it is only that of a small burning candle. ~Georg Christoph Lichtenberg



It is easier to believe than to doubt. ~E.D. Martin, The Meaning of a Liberal Education



What a place to be in is an old library! It seems as though all the souls of all the writers that have bequeathed their labours to these Bodleians were reposing here as in some dormitory, or middle state. I do not want to handle, to profane the leaves, their winding-sheets. I could as soon dislodge a shade. I seem to inhale learning, walking amid their foliage; and the odor of their old moth-scented coverings is fragrant as the first bloom of the sciential apples which grew amid the happy orchard. ~Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia



America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. ~John Updike



If this word "music" is sacred and reserved for eighteenth and nineteenth century instruments, we can substitute a more meaningful term: organization of sound. ~John Cage



The poet sees things as they look. Is this having a faculty the less? or a sense the more? ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Employment is nature's physician, and is essential to human happiness. ~Galen



Anger is a bad counselor. ~French Proverb



It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show people up. ~Harry Emerson Fosdick



I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. ~Noel Coward, 1956