lil wayne quotes about weed

Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself. ~Thomas J. Watson



Working safely may get old, but so do those who practice it. ~Author Unknown



Television's perfect. You turn a few knobs, a few of those mechanical adjustments at which the higher apes are so proficient, and lean back and drain your mind of all thought. And there you are watching the bubbles in the primeval ooze. You don't have to concentrate. You don't have to react. You don't have to remember. You don't miss your brain because you don't need it. Your heart and liver and lungs continue to function normally. Apart from that, all is peace and quiet. You are in the man's nirvana. And if some poor nasty minded person comes along and say you look like a fly on a can of garbage, pay him no mind. He probably hasn't got the price of a television set. ~Raymond Chandler



The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. ~Author Unknown



There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes. ~Art Buchwald



Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. ~M*A*S*H, Hawkeye



There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams



I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake. ~Author Unknown



Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. ~Robert M. Pirsig



"But" is a fence over which few leap. ~German Proverb



I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown



To me the ideal doctor would be a man endowed with profound knowledge of life and of the soul, intuitively divining any suffering or disorder of whatever kind, and restoring peace by his mere presence. ~Henri Amiel



When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature who was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning. ~Marv Levy



You know you're a nurse if... you triage the laundry when at home: This pile needs immediate attention, the pile can wait, this pile, with a little stain stick will be OK until you get back to it. ~Donna Wilk Cardillo



Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving evidence of the fact. ~George Eliot, Impressions of Theophrastus Such, 1879



The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. ~Seneca



Promise little and do much. ~Hebrew Proverb



Ideas that escape are fast and slippery and not likely to be hunted down. ~Carrie Latet



If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. ~Will Rogers



Hornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release. ~Sommeil Liberosensa