18th birthday quotes funny

Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. ~Albert Einstein



Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, Virginibus puerisque, 1881



An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered. ~G.K. Chesterton, "On Running After One's Hat," All Things Considered, 1908



Anyone who says they have only one life to live must not know how to read a book. ~Author Unknown



If the people were a little more ignorant, astrology would flourish... ~Robert G. Ingersoll



I am having an out of money experience. ~Author Unknown



The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents. ~Charles DeLint



Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~Garrison Keillor



Envy is a littleness of soul, which cannot see beyond a certain point, and if it does not occupy the whole space feels itself excluded. ~William Hazlitt, Characteristics, 1823



There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen. ~Author Unknown



As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown



A man should learn to detect and watch that gleam of light which flashes across his mind from within. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Courage is reckoned the greatest of all virtues; because, unless a man has that virtue, he has no security for preserving any other. ~Samuel Johnson (Thanks, Frank Lynch)



Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net. ~Franklin Adams



Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn't. ~L.L. Hendren



A good pun is its own reword. ~Author Unknown



Don't miss all the beautiful colors of the rainbow looking for that pot of gold. ~Author Unknown



To escape criticism - do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. ~Elbert Hubbard



All men have need of the gods. ~Homer



Quotations for Martin Luther King, Jr. Day Quotations will tell the full measure of meaning, if you have enough of them. ~James Murray