2pac quotes about haters

People must have renounced, it seems to me, all natural intelligence to dare to advance that animals are but animated machines.... It appears to me, besides, that such people can never have observed with attention the character of animals, not to have distinguished among them the different voices of need, of suffering, of joy, of pain, of love, of anger, and of all their affections. It would be very strange that they should express so well what they could not feel. ~Voltaire, Traite sur la tolerance



The greatest crimes are caused by surfeit, not by want. ~Aristotle, Politics



If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. ~National Lampoon, 1979



I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of which many are dead, few are living, and countless numbers are still unborn. ~A Chieftan from Nigeria



The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. ~Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849



...trout that doesn't think two jumps and several runs ahead of the average fisherman is mighty apt to get fried. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949



It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. ~Author Unknown



Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor. ~Dr. Alexis Carrel



Children and lunatics cut the Gordian knot which the poet spends his life patiently trying to untie. ~Jean Cocteau



I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward. ~G.K. Chesterton



The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. ~Burton Hillis



It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. ~Andrew J. Holmes, Wisdom in Small Doses



A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way. ~John Tudor



Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. ~Hebrews 11:1



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Censorship offends me. ~Author Unknown



Tea! thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable liquid,... thou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, heart-opening, wind-tippling cordial, to whose glorious insipidity I owe the happiest moment of my life, let me fall prostrate. ~Colley Cibber, Lady's Last Stake



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If the author had said "Let us put on appropriate galoshes," there could, of course, have been no poem. ~Author Unknown



Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable. ~Wendy Wasserstein