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If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction. ~Judith Hayes, In God We Trust: But Which One?



We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. ~Thomas Fuller



If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro. ~Bruce Fogle



Don't offer a neurotic happiness - he'll never take it. There's a bout of misery keeping him perfectly content. ~Terri Guillemets



In a dream you are never eighty. ~Anne Sexton



When Negroes looked for the second phase, the realization of equality, they found that many of their white allies had quietly disappeared.... To stay murder is not the same thing as to ordain brotherhood. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?, 1967



A picture is worth a thousand words but it takes 3,000 times the disk space. ~Author Unknown



I don't have to like Bush to love America. ~Author Unknown



Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound. ~Jim Murray, on Sandy Koufax



Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. ~Jane Wagner



Life is God's novel. Let him write it. ~Isaac Bashevis Singer



Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. ~Quentin Crisp



If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you. ~David Levien and Brian Koppelman, Rounders



Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past. ~Henry Ward Beecher



Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back in the cow, you know. ~From The Andy Griffith Show



When I found I had crossed that line, I looked at my hands to see if I was the same person. There was such a glory over everything. ~Harriet Tubman, on her first escape from slavery, 1845



It is a sad fact about our culture that a poet can earn much more money writing or talking about his art than he can by practicing it. ~W.H. Auden



Each day learn something new, and just as important, relearn something old. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought. ~George Orwell