avril lavigne quotes

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings



I walked barefoot - the only way to walk on a muddy road. ~Laurie Gough, "Light on a Moonless Night"



You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. ~Mark Twain



Never believe in mirrors or newspapers. ~Tom Stoppard



The next time someone asks you, "Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?" tell them, "Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview... then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them." ~Karen Williams



The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it. ~Arthur Schopenhauer



Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. ~Robert Benchley



Jumping at several small opportunities may get us there more quickly than waiting for one big one to come along. ~Hugh Allen



Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. ~Kahlil Gibran



The Glaswegian definition of an atheist: a bloke who goes to a Rangers-Celtic match to watch the football. ~Sandy Strang



We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails. ~Author Unknown



To believe with certainty we must begin with doubting. ~Stanislaus I of Poland



Once more the demon of perversity, that stupid demon to whom I owed all my unhappiness - because I had so stupidly obeyed him - intervened again and advised me hypocritically to resist an unhoped-for adventure, a fairy-tale come to life which would never be encountered again and which I ardently desired from the bottom of my heart, and which had actually materialized. No... no! It was too stupid, after all! ~"The Mission," Chapter 8



Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. ~Fran Lebowitz



Law: the only game where the best players get to sit on the bench. ~Author Unknown



You should always believe all you read in the newspapers, as this makes them more interesting. ~Rose Maccaulay



The primary conception of tennis is to get the ball over the net and at the same time to keep it within bounds of the court; failing this, within the borders of the neighborhood. ~Elliot Chaze



Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. ~Ann Landers



The American reading his Sunday paper in a state of lazy collapse is perhaps the most perfect symbol of the triumph of quantity over quality.... Whole forests are being ground into pulp daily to minister to our triviality. ~Irving Babbitt



A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. ~Lawrence Durrell