funny quotes about animals

I see dance being used as communication between body and soul, to express what it too deep to find for words. ~Ruth St. Denis



Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~"Doctor Leon," drleons.com



The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. ~Newton D. Baker



We now have unshakable conviction that accident causes are man-made and that a manmade problem can be solved by men and women. ~W.H. Cameron



A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer. ~Dean Acheson



It is only in the act of nursing that a woman realizes her motherhood in visible and tangible fashion; it is a joy of every moment. ~Honore de Balzac



May the lights of Hanukkah usher in a better world for all humankind. ~Author Unknown



There can never be enough said of the virtues, dangers, the power of a shared laugh. ~Francoise Sagan



Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary



Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever - but would rather not. ~Author Unknown



Is a stolen copyright a copywrong? ~Anonymous



To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. ~John Burroughs



A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor



All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. ~William Faulkner



Abraham Lincoln - the spirit incarnate of those who won victory in the Civil War - was the true representative of this people, not only for his own generation, but for all time, because he was a man among men. ~Theodore Roosevelt



May is a pious fraud of the almanac. ~James R. Lowell



Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends.... Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts. ~Henry David Thoreau



I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world. ~Mother Teresa



Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian. ~Fran Lebowitz



Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation. ~Author Unknown