funny quotes about dogs

The finest clothing made is a person's skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. ~Mark Twain



A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ~Bob Hope



To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. ~T.S. Eliot



Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? ~Author Unknown



Feminism directly confronts the idea that one person or set of people has the right to impose definitions of reality on others. ~Liz Stanley and Sue Wise



I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. ~Will Rogers



The best of my education has come from the public library... my tuition fee is a bus fare and once in a while, five cents a day for an overdue book. You don't need to know very much to start with, if you know the way to the public library. ~Lesley Conger



The world always looks brighter from behind a smile. ~Author Unknown



You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit. ~Franklin P. Jones



A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. ~William Ralph Inge



You have to be able to center yourself, to let all of your emotions go. Don't ever forget that you play with your soul as well as your body. ~Kareem Abdul-Jabbar



Dreams, and predictions of astrology.... ought to serve but for winter talk by the fireside. ~Francis Bacon, "Of Prophecies"



Men are at war with each other because each man is at war with himself. ~Francis Meehan



Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests. ~Author Unknown



You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. ~Chef, "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride," original airdate 3 September 1997, written by Trey Parker & Matt Stone



Liberalism provided me with an intellectual satisfaction that I never found in fundamentalism. I became so enamored of the insights of liberalism that I almost fell into the trap of accepting uncritically everything it encompassed. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963



Thrift was never more necessary in the world's history than it is today. ~Francis H. Sisson



Providence seldom vouchsafes to mortals any more than just that degree of encouragement which suffices to keep them at a reasonably full exertion of their powers. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne



How strange to use "You only live once" as an excuse to throw it away. ~Bill Copeland



A good pun is its own reword. ~Author Unknown