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To get away from one's working environment is, in a sense, to get away from one's self; and this is often the chief advantage of travel and change. ~Charles Horton Cooley



I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. ~Raymond Chandler



The way my life goes, I can't tell if there are pits in my cherries or cherries among my pits, philosophically speaking. ~Rhann Morgan



A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise. ~A.A. Milne



Music is well said to be the speech of angels. ~Thomas Carlyle



A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. ~Robert Frost



The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. ~Wilson Mizner



The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot. ~Mark Twain, What Is Man, 1906



Stifling an urge to dance is bad for your health - it rusts your spirit and your hips. ~Terri Guillemets



Chlorine: the breakfast of champions! ~Author Unknown



Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it. ~Psalms 34:14



Be not the slave of Words. ~Thomas Carlyle, Sartor Resartus, Book I, chapter 8



If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe



Cats come and go without ever leaving. ~Martha Curtis



I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them. ~Sherwood Anderson



Because a fellow has failed once or twice or a dozen times, you don't want to set him down as a failure till he's dead or loses his courage. ~George Horace Lorimer



We didn't all come over on the same ship, but we're all in the same boat. ~Bernard M. Baruch



Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset. ~St Francis de Sales



Opere citato: from the work already quoted; used to provide an endnote or footnote citation to refer the reader to an earlier citation; abbreviated op. cit.; also known as opus citatum.



The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them. ~Karl Marx