funny quotes about life pictures

What is tolerance? It is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly - that is the first law of nature. ~Voltaire



I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of which many are dead, few are living, and countless numbers are still unborn. ~Author Unknown



Happy We-Stole-Your-Land-and-Killed-Your-People Day! ~Thanksgiving toast, from the movie Sweet November



Money is neither my god nor my devil. It is a form of energy that tends to make us more of who we already are, whether it's greedy or loving. ~Dan Millman



The man who has done his level best, and who is conscious that he has done his best, is a success, even though the world may write him down as a failure. ~B.C. Forbes



What is success? It is a toy balloon among children armed with pins. ~Gene Fowler



Women polish the silver and water the plants and wait to be really needed. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ~Dave Barry



In tennis the addict moves about a hard rectangle and seeks to ambush a fuzzy ball with a modified snow-shoe. ~Elliot Chaze



The poor are poor because the rich are rich. ~Author Unknown



He who lets the goat be laid on his shoulders is soon after forced to carry the cow. ~Italian Proverb



We load up on oat bran in the morning so we'll live forever. Then we spend the rest of the day living like there's no tomorrow. ~Lee Iacocca



Journalism - a profession whose business it is to explain to others what it personally does not understand. ~Lord Northcliffe



Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. ~Author Unknown



Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. ~Anonymous, winner of February 2011 quotegarden Twitter create your own quote contest



The guardian angels of life fly so high as to be beyond our sight, but they are always looking down upon us. ~Jean Paul Richter



Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass on a summer day listening to the murmur of water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is hardly a waste of time. ~John Lubbock



The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. ~Natalie Wood



The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. ~Robert Flatt



God gives us dreams a size too big so that we can grow in them. ~Author Unknown