funny quotes on bikes

In reading, a lonely quiet concert is given to our minds; all our mental faculties will be present in this symphonic exaltation. ~Stephane Mallarme



You hesitate to stab me with a word, and know not - silence is the sharper sword. ~Samuel Johnson



The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments. ~William E. Borah



Truth hurts - not the searching after; the running from! ~John Eyberg



Be kind to your shadow. ~Rebecca Lawless



By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy. ~George Bancroft



The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind. ~H.L. Mencken, Prejudices, Fourth Series, 1924



The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. ~Author Unknown



Art is your emotions flowing in a river of imagination. ~Devin, Los Cerros Middle School, 1999



Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. ~Charles M. Crowe



Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect! ~Owens Lee Pomeroy



The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. ~Wilson Mizner



A man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth. ~Luke 12:15



Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen. Soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts. Football is a beastly game played by beasts. ~Henry Blaha, 1972



What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult. ~Sigmund Freud



The subject of gambling is all encompassing. It combines man's natural play instinct with his desire to know about his fate and his future. ~Franz Rosenthal, Gambling in Islam, 1975



I am not quite sure what the advantage is in having a few more dollars to spend if the air is too dirty to breathe, the water too polluted to drink, the commuters are losing out in the struggle to get in and out of the city, the streets are filthy, and the schools so bad that the young perhaps wisely stay away, and the hoodlums roll citizens for some of the dollars they saved in the tax cut. ~John Kenneth Galbraith



People love chopping wood. In this activity one immediately sees results. ~Albert Einstein



Governments should not possess instruments of coercion and violence denied to their citizens. ~Edgar A. Suter



Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classified as cannibals. ~Finley Peter Dunne