funny quotes on smoking

The entire history of mankind is, in any case, nothing but a prolonged fight to the death for the conquest of universal prestige and absolute power. ~Albert Camus, The Rebel



An element of abstention, of restraint, must enter into all finer joys. ~Vida D. Scudder



A crying baby is the best form of birth control. ~Carole Tabron



Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. ~Diana Robinson



No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him. ~Bud Flanagan



Bad weather always looks worse through a window. ~Author Unknown



The expenses of government, having for their object the interest of all, should be borne by everyone, and the more a man enjoys the advantages of society, the more he ought to hold himself honored in contributing to those expenses. ~Anne Robert Jacques Turgot



Evolution is individual - devolution is collective. ~Martin H. Fischer



It is well to know something of the manners of various peoples, in order more sanely to judge our own, and that we do not think that everything against our modes is ridiculous, and against reason, as those who have seen nothing are accustomed to think. ~Rene Descartes, Discourse on the Method, 1637 (translated)



Oh, wise physician of a wasted land! ~Hermann Hagedorn



The ear of jealousy heareth all things. ~The Bible (Apocrypha), Wisdom of Solomon 1:10



Sisterhood is powerful. ~Robin Morgan



Nature will not be admired by proxy. ~Winston Churchill



Washington's is the mightiest name of earth - long since mightiest in the cause of civil liberty; still mightiest in moral reformation. On that name no eulogy is expected. It cannot be. To add brightness to the sun, or glory to the name of Washington, is alike impossible. Let none attempt it. In solemn awe pronounce the name, and in its naked deathless splendor leave it shining on. ~Abraham Lincoln



There is no one who does not exaggerate. In conversation, men are encumbered with personality, and talk too much. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord! ~Author Unknown



The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments. ~Mad Magazine



Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. ~Author Unknown



Two souls, one heart. ~French saying used on poesy rings