funny will ferrell quotes

The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family. ~Thomas Jefferson



I can see the orange haze on the horizon as the morning exhales a yawn, and seems to be ready to rise. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy. ~Lucille Ball



Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband. ~H.L. Mencken



A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence. ~Cathy Crimmins



I guess I've spent my life listening to what wasn't being said. ~Eli Khamarov, America Explained!



The ability and inclination to use physical strength is no indication of bravery or tenacity to life. The greatest cowards are often the greatest bullies. Nothing is cheaper and more common than physical bravery. ~Clarence Darrow, Resist Not Evil



He who has faith has... an inward reservoir of courage, hope, confidence, calmness, and assuring trust that all will come out well - even though to the world it may appear to come out most badly. ~B.C. Forbes



Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. ~Steven Wright



The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine. ~John Howard



Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. ~Jim Murray



Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. ~Louis Hector Berlioz



Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway



Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings. ~Heinrich Heine, Almansor, 1823



Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is. ~Author Unknown



If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. ~Author Unknown



There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein. ~Walter Wellesley "Red" Smith



I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. ~Lillian Hellman I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers. ~Katharine Whitehorn



A mother understands what a child does not say. ~Author Unknown



Of all debts, men are least willing to pay their taxes; what a satire this is on government. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson