happy birthday father quotes

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. ~Josh Billings



I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes. ~George Sanders



Sometimes I do get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. ~Ansel Adams



Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired. ~Richard Kemph



The Internet is an important cultural phenomenon, but that doesn't excuse its failure to comply with basic economic laws. The problem is that it was devised by a bunch of hippie anarchists. ~Thomas Nolle



It is an immutable law in business that words are words, explanations are explanations, promises are promises but only performance is reality. ~Harold Geneen



The promises of this world are, for the most part, vain phantoms; and to confide in one's self, and become something of worth and value is the best and safest course. ~Michelangelo



Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route. ~Author Unknown



There is just one life for each of us: our own. ~Euripides



Christmas is for children. But it is for grown-ups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts. ~Lenora Mattingly Weber



Perfumes are the feelings of flowers. ~Heinrich Heine, The Hartz Journey



There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. ~Alan J. Perlis



I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him. ~Galileo Galilei



A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed. ~George Rosenbaum



But that's what being an artist is - feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy. ~The New Yorker



History is the transformation of tumultuous conquerors into silent footnotes. ~Paul Eldridge, Maxims for a Modern Man



If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments. ~Art Buchwald, 1974



Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise. ~Kathleen Turner



Life has been reduced to getting food out of cans. ~Martin H. Fischer



I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. ~Yoko Ono