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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? ~Author Unknown We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form. ~William Ralph Inge, Outspoken Essays, 1922



Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins. ~Author Unknown



Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. ~Epictetus



A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket. ~John Dennis, 1781



There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer. ~J.H. Goldfuss



Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year. ~P.J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners



Golf is essentially an exercise in masochism conducted out-of-doors. ~Paul O'Neil



Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ~Spike Milligan, The Last Goon Show of All



Born to golf. Forced to work. ~Author Unknown



If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain or Thomas Jefferson



There is a great deal of self-will in the world, but very little genuine independence of character. ~Frederick W. Faber



The best way for a person to have happy thoughts is to count his blessings and not his cash. ~Author Unknown



Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



When we put our cares in His hands, He puts His peace in our hearts. ~Author Unknown



America: Where a little thing like a majority won't get in the way of democracy! ~Author Unknown



There is this to be said for walking: It's the one mode of human locomotion by which a man proceeds on his own two feet, upright, erect, as a man should be, not squatting on his rear haunches like a frog. ~Edward Abbey



The best way to sound like you know what you're talking about is to know what you're talking about. ~Author Unknown The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. ~Author Unknown



You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. ~Stephen King, Hearts in Atlantis



The story I am writing exists, written in absolutely perfect fashion, some place, in the air. All I must do is find it, and copy it. ~Jules Renard, "Diary," February 1895



God's gifts put man's best dreams to shame. ~Elizabeth Barrett Browning