love quotes for a boyfriend

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. ~Joe Houldsworth



Fire is the best of servants; but what a master! ~Thomas Carlyle



Like those special afternoons in summer when you go to Yankee Stadium at two o'clock in the afternoon for an eight o'clock game. It's so big, so empty and so silent that you can almost hear the sounds that aren't there. ~Ray Miller



The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. ~Chinese Proverb



If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~Dave Barry If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~Dave Barry



It is not difficult to deceive the first time, for the deceived possesses no antibodies; unvaccinated by suspicion, she overlooks lateness, accepts absurd excuses, permits the flimsiest patching to repair great rents in the quotidian. ~John Updike



We are sure to be losers when we quarrel with ourselves; it is civil war. ~Charles Caleb Colton



It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. ~Nicholas Johnson



Depressed people think they know themselves, but maybe they only know depression. ~Mark Epstein



If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast. ~William Tecumseh Sherman



There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. ~Benjamin Spock, Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care, 1945



People ask how I think up my thoughts. Mostly I think them up while reading Paul Simon's lyrics. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



You think it, I ink it. ~Saying of tattooists



Who, being loved, is poor? ~Oscar Wilde



At fourteen you don't need sickness or death for tragedy. ~Jessamyn West



Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. ~Geoffrey Fisher



If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? ~Author Unknown



Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" - I, who myself so recently was photographed on my grandmother's lap. ~Liv Ullmann



If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. ~Betty Reese



I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and New York was the only place where my fears were justified. ~Anita Weiss