quotes about guys being jerks

Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation. ~Paul Carvel



Never ruin an apology with an excuse. ~Kimberly Johnson Never ruin an apology with an excuse. ~Kimberly Johnson



Body and mind, like man and wife, do not always agree to die together. ~Charles Caleb Colton



Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. ~Mark Twain



If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. ~Katharine Houghton Hepburn



Freedom of the press in Britain is freedom to print such of the proprietor's prejudices as the advertiser's won't object to. ~Helen Swaffer



Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it. ~From the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off



An angel can illuminate the thought and mind of man by strengthening the power of vision. ~St Thomas Aquinas



My poverty is not complete: it lacks me. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another. ~Juvenal, Satires



Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. ~Maya Angelou, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, 1969



Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. ~Elbert Hubbard, A Thousand and One Epigrams, 1911



Life is the sum of all your choices. ~Albert Camus



Your heart knows best. Your brain knows how to get you there. ~CJ Reed, @cjreed2112



Unfortunately, most of the major denominations still practice segregation in local churches, hospitals, schools, and other church institutions. It is appalling that the most segregated hour of Christian America is eleven o'clock on Sunday morning, the same hour when many are standing to sing: "In Christ There Is No East Nor West." ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Stride Toward Freedom: The Montgomery Story, 1958



With neurotics, it's always "some assembly required." ~Terri Guillemets



Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? Is it because we are not the person involved? ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894



Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all. ~Alexander the Great



I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs. ~Scott Caan



Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. ~Edward George Bulwer-Lytton