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Yet some things you miss and some things you lose by keeping your arm outstretched. ~Author Unknown



Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. ~Erma Bombeck



The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined. If beef is your idea of "real food for real people" you'd better live real close to a real good hospital. ~Neal Barnard



Chances are, you now know that the marriage of the computer and the telephone is one of the century's seismic technical and economic developments. In terms of potential social and economic impact, it is often likened to the introduction of assembly-line manufacturing or to the invention of the computer itself. ~Author Unknown



Quotation, n.: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. The words erroneously repeated. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary



Remember God's bounty in the year. String the pearls of His favor. Hide the dark parts, except so far as they are breaking out in light! Give this one day to thanks, to joy, to gratitude! ~Henry Ward Beecher



Sometimes I have to stand on my head to see things as they are, when the world seems so upside-down that this is the only position in which anything makes sense. ~Author Unknown



Self-respect is a question of recognizing that anything worth having has a price. ~Author Unknown



Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals. ~Joseph Heller, Catch-22, 1955



Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~Author Unknown



Hypocrite: the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan. ~Abraham Lincoln



A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad. ~Bob Edwards



The Internet interprets the US Congress as system damage and routes around it. ~Jeanne DeVoto, take-off on a quote by John Gilmore



One man's crappy software is another man's full time job. ~Jessica Gaston



Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. ~Michael Sinz



Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. ~Bertrand Russell



Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. ~William Stafford



When a programming language is created that allows programmers to program in simple English, it will be discovered that programmers cannot speak English. ~Author Unknown



As I grow older I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. ~Andrew Carnegie



Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made, and forgot to put a soul into. ~Henry Beecher, Life Thoughts, 1858