short best friends quotes and sayings

It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being. ~Henry David Thoreau



Blood is that fragile scarlet tree we carry within us. ~Osbert Sitwell



"Hear! hear!" screamed the jay from a neighboring tree, where I had heard a tittering for some time, "winter has a concentrated and nutty kernel, if you know where to look for it." ~Henry David Thoreau, 28 November 1858 journal entry



People who lean on logic and philosophy and rational exposition end by starving the best part of the mind. ~William Butler Yeats



Your future depends on many things, but mostly on you. ~Frank Tyger



Life's a journey, not a destination. ~Aerosmith



Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar. ~Willa Sibert Cather



A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers. ~Jay Leno



The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living. ~Will Rogers



There is no burnt rice to a hungry person. ~Philippine Proverb



I must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis. ~Star Trek, Mr. Spock



Mother Nature is wonderful. Children get too old for piggy-back rides just about the same time they get too heavy for them. ~Author Unknown



I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 23



The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house. ~Woody Allen



Please be patient. God has not finished with me yet. ~Author Unknown



"If you don't know what you want," the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't." ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 5



Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. ~Robert Burton



Impiety, n.: Your irreverence toward my deity. ~Ambrose Bierce



My songs are just little letters to me. ~Ani Difranco



Charlatanism of some degree is indispensable to effective leadership. ~Eric Hoffer Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. ~Chris Rock