Defining Pop Goddess "Weird Al" Yankovic Teases 'Alpocalypse' With Sexy New Video

Screw that amateur Beyonce! This trash is out June 21, and I'm downloading it at least seven times (maybe even once legally) for this teaser video alone.



Lady Gaga's camp finally got the wad out of their thongs and allowed "Weird Al" to include "Born This Way" parody "Perform This Way" on Alpocalypse.

"Weird Al" Yankovic Goofs On Lady Gaga's "Born This Way"

Lady Gaga is on the cover of the new issue of NME, where she's cupping one of her jugs and unzipping her kid spitter. Class. She also says hotness like this in the accompanying interview:

“Let me tell you something. If you fucking rip my hairbow and my wig off my fucking head, my shoes, my bra, every single thing on my body, and you throw me on a piano with a microphone, I will fucking make you cry."

She said "wig." Gaga has also found her #1 hit "Born This Way" parodied by music goofball "Weird Al" Yankcovic. To be honest, his version is one of his weaker attempts, though I do like this part:

Don't be offended when you see
My latest pop monstrosity
I'm strange, weird, odd, shocking and bizarre
I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar



"Weird Al" apparently has a bee in his panties over some drama about LG not letting him release "Perform This Way," and he wrote a whole blog post about it called "The Gaga Saga."' Meanwhile, TMZ is reporting that Gaga hasn't even heard "Perform This Way" yet, and therefore hasn't rejected the song being released.

Jesus, some people have real fucking problems.