funny birthday quotes for dad
Be not afraid of going slowly; be afraid only of standing still. ~Chinese Proverb
If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. ~Socrates
Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree, because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch, or you might simply get covered in sap, and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors, where it is harder to get a splinter. ~Lemony Snicket
The last birthday that's any good is 23. ~Andy Rooney
Promise, large promise, is the soul of an advertisement. ~Samuel Johnson
Some people talk of morality, and some of religion, but give me a little snug property. ~Maria Edgeworth
Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers. ~Austin O'Malley
Don't look for God in the sky; look within your own body. ~Osho
We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. ~Kenneth Clark
There lurks, perhaps, in every human heart a desire of distinction, which inclines every man first to hope, and then to believe, that Nature has given him something peculiar to himself. ~Samuel Johnson
What we provide is an atmosphere... of orchestrated pulse which works on people in a subliminal way. Under its influence I've seen shy debs and severe dowagers kick off their shoes and raise some wholesome hell. ~Meyer Davis, about his orchestra
Hospitality, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
All other forms of history - economic history, social history, psychological history, above all sociology - seem to me history with the history left out. ~A.J.P. Taylor
Wine is sunlight, held together by water. ~Galileo
Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed by them. ~Henry David Thoreau
A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles. ~Washington Irving
So you are lean and mean and resourceful and you continue to walk on the edge of the precipice because over the years you have become fascinated by how close you can walk without losing your balance. ~Attributed to Richard M. Nixon
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. ~Mark Twain
Misattributed: incorrect attribution of a source.
Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken. ~Bill Dodds
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