sad love quotes 2011

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace. ~Milan Kundera



That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball. ~Bill Veeck, 1976



Art... does not take kindly to facts, is helpless to grapple with theories, and is killed outright by a sermon. ~Agnes Repplier, Points of View, 1891



Whenever it's on it's like having somebody in my house that I want to get rid of and they won't leave. I hate the sound of it. All that noise and light coming from a piece of furniture. ~John Waters



He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. ~Winston Churchill



I'm a material girl - want to see my fabric collection? ~Author Unknown



Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet. ~Author Unknown



A woman seldom writes her Mind, but in her Postscript. ~Richard Steele, Spectator



Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head. ~Author unknown, advice to teenage boys, quoted in Friendly Advice compiled by Jon Winokur



Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner, attributed



If only closed minds came with closed mouths. ~As seen on a button at evolvefish.com



Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. ~J. Paul Getty



Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. ~John Lennon



I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. ~T.S. Eliot, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock



The geography of my heart has hills of desire and valleys and meadows of love - for both men and women - a single day's trek passes through it all. ~Agave Powers



I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. ~Betsy Salkind



I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air. ~Norm Sloan, on zone defense



The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez



Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you are as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it? ~Brian Kernighan



What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson