Katy Perry Should Have Gone With The "Teenage Dream" Single Cover For Her Album

Here's Katy Perry looking like she just got double-stuffed against a brick wall in the alleyway behind Safeway on her Teenage Dream album cover.

Sorry, but no amount of cotton candy shooting out of this broad's ass is ever distract from her mediocre vocal talent and the fact that "California Gurls" needs to be retired from its four-times-an-hour rotation on Top 40 radio.

The "Teenage Dream" single cover was better.