Mariah Carey Just Stuffed My Stocking Good With "Oh Santa!"

Lambs, start bleeting—the bitch is back! Mariah Carey's "Oh Santa!", the first single off her upcoming Merry Christmas II You holiday cash-in album, is her absolute best single since "We Belong Together" and that other good one she recorded sometime over the past 20 years.

And let's all take a minute to commend David LaChapelle, who did a superb job Photoshopping an entire extra Mimi off Mariah on the sleeve.



Still not as jolly as "All I Want For Christmas Is You" (that's the other one I was thinking of), but it comes damn close.