air force quotes for girlfriends

Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. ~The Simpsons by Matt Groening, spoken by television announcer Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. ~Matt Groening, The Simpsons



There are children playing in the streets who could solve some of my top problems in physics, because they have modes of sensory perception that I lost long ago. ~J. Robert Oppenheimer



The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week. ~Robert Frost The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week. ~Robert Frost



They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they kept only one; they promised to take our land, and they did. ~Red Cloud



Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves. ~Gene Fowler, Skyline, 1961



Few of us could bear to have ourselves for neighbors. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Few of us have lost our minds, but most of us have long ago lost our bodies. ~Ken Wilbur



A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their graves obscure men whose timidity prevented them from making a first effort. ~Sydney Smith



To the great tree-loving fraternity we belong. We love trees with universal and unfeigned love, and all things that do grow under them or around them - the whole leaf and root tribe. ~Henry Ward Beecher



But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. ~Galatians 5:22, 23



I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: "Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end." ~Douglas Adams



The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding. ~Louis D. Brandeis



Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. ~G.K. Chesterton



No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. ~Author Unknown



The older I grow the more I listen to people who don't talk much. ~Germain G. Glien



The People, though we think of a great entity when we use the word, means nothing more than so many millions of individual men. ~James Bryce



A leader or a man of action in a crisis almost always acts subconsciously and then thinks of the reasons for his action. ~Jawaharlal Nehru



A story should have a beginning, a middle, and an end... but not necessarily in that order. ~Jean Luc Godard



The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in." ~Dave Beard (@Raqhun)



If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. ~Quentin Crisp



Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. ~Joe Paterno