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Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower? ~Warren Hutcherson



Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent. ~John Maynard Keynes



To the question of your life you are the answer, and to the problems of your life you are the solution. ~Joe Cordare



I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. ~Raymond Chandler



If the light in your life has changed to yellow, I recommend you floor it. It's safer than the alternative. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



Abraham Lincoln - the spirit incarnate of those who won victory in the Civil War - was the true representative of this people, not only for his own generation, but for all time, because he was a man among men. ~Theodore Roosevelt



When the superficial wearies me, it wearies me so much that I need an abyss in order to rest. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech. ~Richard Darman, director of the Office of Management and Budget, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his campaign pledge that there would be no loss of wetlands



From the manner in which a woman draws her thread at every stitch of her needlework, any other woman can surmise her thoughts. ~Honore de Balzac



It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. ~Hank Aaron, 1971



Geometry is not true, it is advantageous. ~Henri Poincare



The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain. ~Ronald Firbank The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain. ~Ronald Firbank



H2O: two parts Heart and one part Obsession. ~Author Unknown



God is good, but never dance in a small boat. ~Irish Saying



The referees have always been blind, it's our job to make them deaf. ~Author Unknown



Quit yourselves like men, and fight. ~I Samuel 5:9



I mean most girls are so dumb and all. After you neck them for a while, you can really watch them losing their brains. You take a girl when she really gets passionate, she just hasn't any brains. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 13



An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship. ~Spanish Proverb



Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose. ~Woodrow Wilson



Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk. ~Joaquin de Setanti