Saturday, April 30, 2011

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until... lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power... become lovers of wisdom. ~Plato, The Republic



In response to those who say to stop dreaming and face reality, I say keep dreaming and make reality. ~Kristian Kan, Rich By 25



Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another. ~Homer



Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. ~Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book



What are Raphael's Madonnas but the shadow of a mother's love, fixed in permanent outline forever? ~Thomas Wentworth Higginson



Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. ~Martin H. Fischer



If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Source Unknown



Quotation: a reproduction or repeating of any passage or statement; a passage referred to, repeated, or adduced; direct citation of the exact phraseology of a person or of a text; quotation in other languages: citaat, citation, Zitat, Preisangabe, citazione, cita��o, cita, citat.



The effort to reconcile science and religion is almost always made, not by theologians, but by scientists unable to shake off altogether the piety absorbed with their mother's milk. ~H.L. Mencken, Minority Report: H.L. Mencken's Notebook, 1956



End discrimination. Hate everybody. ~Elle Eden



It is wise to direct your anger towards problems - not people, to focus your energies on answers - not excuses. ~William Arthur Ward



Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another. ~Homer



Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination. ~Ernest Hemingway, Men at War, 1942



For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting. ~Robert Benchley, Benchley - or Else!



Ever felt an angel's breath in the gentle breeze? A teardrop in the falling rain? Hear a whisper amongst the rustle of leaves? Or been kissed by a lone snowflake? Nature is an angel's favorite hiding place. ~Carrie Latet



The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law. ~H.G. Wells, Bealby, 1915



You make me sick! You are offered meat and you choose a banana-split-with-nuts. ~Martin H. Fischer



I can't say as ever I was lost, but I was bewildered once for three days. ~Daniel Boone



A newspaper, as I'm sure you know, is a collection of supposedly true stories written down by writers who either saw them happen or talked to people who did. These writers are called journalists, and like telephone operators, butchers, ballerinas, and people who clean up after horses, journalists can sometimes make mistakes. ~Lemony Snicket



A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. ~Anne Taylor Fleming

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