happy birthday father poems

If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. ~Henry J. Kaiser



There comes a time when people get tired of being plunged into the abyss of exploitation and nagging injustice. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.



Time wastes our bodies and our wits, but we waste time, so we are quits. ~Author Unknown



At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. ~Jean Houston



Infidel: In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does. ~Ambrose Bierce



There are times when fear is good. It must keep its watchful place at the heart's controls. ~Aeschylus



When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~Prince Philip



They say that ninety percent of TV is junk. But, ninety percent of everything is junk. ~Gene Roddenberry



Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space. ~Gene Perret



I have planted, Apollos watered; but God gave the increase. So then neither is he that planteth any thing, neither he that watereth; but God that giveth the increase. ~I Corinthians 3:6-7



Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included. ~Author Unknown



Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. ~Bill Vaughn



Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock. ~Woody Allen, "My Speech to the Graduates," Side Effects, 1980



Men fear Death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other. ~Francis Bacon, Essays



Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor. ~Billy Elmer



The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey. ~Andy Warhol



If I were Opportunity, I wouldn't just knock, you'd have to sign. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Fact is, some women don't have large breasts, and they're people too. Maybe they'd like the freedom to show us their bottoms instead of their breasts. Maybe they'd enjoy a more flexible arse-friendly beach that says: "Hey, so long as you've got cleavage, who cares which way it's facing?" ~Coupling, "Jane and the Truth Snake," original airdate 1 October 2001, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Jeff



To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves. ~Will and Ariel Durant



The Internet is the trailer park for the soul. ~Marilyn Manson