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You don't play against opponents. You play against the game of basketball. ~Bobby Knight



A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested. ~Bill Cosby A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things. ~Ecclesiastes 10:19



Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition. ~Jacques Barzun



People that don't like cats haven't met the right one yet. ~Deborah A. Edwards



In science, "fact" can only mean "confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent." I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. ~Stephen J. Gould



...a "land of the free" that struggles under the incredible burden of limitless taxes and laws; the home of the "brave" who stay silent to keep their jobs and avoid scrutiny by the IRS or the police. ~Fred Woodworth, The Match!, No. 74



Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh



In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest. ~Henry Miller, The Books in My Life



You know it's time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves. ~Quoted in The Cockle Bur



Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. ~Author Unknown



A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels. ~Harry Lauder



O, she is the antidote to desire. ~William Congreve, Love for Love, 1695



Fear is a slinking cat I find beneath the lilacs of my mind. ~Sophie Tunnell



Sympathy is never wasted except when you give it to yourself. ~John W. Raper



I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear. ~Phyllis Diller



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Even the best needles are not sharp at both ends. ~Chinese Proverb



When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. ~Henry Wheeler Shaw, a.k.a. Josh Billings



If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution. (It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft.) Instead, read selected portions of the Washington telephone directory containing listings for all the organizations with titles beginning with the word National. ~George Will



A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Flight to Arras, 1942