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The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory. ~Author Unknown



Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. ~Beverly Jones



Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers. ~Herbert Hoover



Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2. ~Fred Blechman



I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived. ~Willa Cather



If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. ~The Simpsons by Matt Groening, spoken by the character Homer Simpson



A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a quip, and worried to death by a frown on the right man's brow. ~Charlie Brower



It's a public service when a gay chick goes lipstick instead of lumberjack. ~Two and a Half Men, "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor," teleplay by Lee Aronsohn and Mark Roberts, original airdate 15 December 2003, spoken by the character Charlie Harper



To the lamp of love: may it burn brightest in the darkest hours and never flicker in the winds of trial. ~Author Unknown To the loved ones with snowy crowns, I bequeath the happiness of old age, the love and gratitude of their children until they fall asleep. ~Author unknown, commonly misattributed to Williston Fish



If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ~Arthur McAuliff (Thanks, Fernanda)



Well, one gets out of bed and the planets don�t always hiss or muck up the day, each day. ~Anne Sexton



A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez



I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, "Mother, what was war?" ~Eve Merriam



For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno



Advertising is a bit like playing make-believe. ~Hartman Jule



Being grandparents sufficiently removes us from the responsibilities so that we can be friends. ~Allan Frome



It's a sort of bloom on a woman. If you have it, you don't need to have anything else; and if you don't have it, it doesn't much matter what else you have. ~James Matthew Barrie, What Every Woman Knows, about charm



The test of democracy is freedom of criticism. ~David Ben-Gurion



Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. ~Victor Hugo



My books are very few, but then the world is before me - a library open to all - from which poverty of purse cannot exclude me - in which the meanest and most paltry volume is sure to furnish something to amuse, if not to instruct and improve. ~Joseph Howe, 1824