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My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places. ~A.A. Milne



A gun gives you the body, not the bird. ~Henry David Thoreau



That piece of red, white and blue bunting means five thousand years of struggle upwards. It is the full-grown flower of ages of fighting for liberty. It is the century plant of human hope in bloom. ~Alvin Owsley



One must learn a different... sense of time, one that depends more on small amounts than big ones. ~Sister Mary Paul



I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, while the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me. ~Isaac Newton



It's no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has increased greatly since the ballplayers swapped those wonderful old-time baggy flannel uniforms for leotards. ~Mike Royko



And as the seasons come and go, here's something you might like to know. There are fairies everywhere: under bushes, in the air, playing games just like you play, singing through their busy day. So listen, touch, and look around - in the air and on the ground. And if you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wing. ~Author Unknown



Scrapbooking isn't about scraps of paper and photos. Scrapbooking is about scraps of life - yours and those special to you. ~Rebecca Sower



The controls of life are structured as forms and nuclear arrangements, in a relation with the motions of the universe. ~Louis Pasteur



Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people. ~Martina Navratilova



Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. ~Dave Barry



There is no substitute for mother's milk. ~Martin H. Fischer



Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. ~Violeta Parra



It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. ~Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1958, spoken by the character Holly Golightly



The absurd is clear reason recognizing its limits. ~Albert Camus, Le Suicide philosophique



An optimist is the human personification of spring. ~Susan J. Bissonette



The bicycle is the most civilized conveyance known to man. Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish. Only the bicycle remains pure in heart. ~Iris Murdoch, The Red and the Green



I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown



We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself. ~Lloyd Alexander



I liked the choreography, but I didn't care for the costumes. ~Tommy Tune, on why he never considered playing basketball