quotes on canvas

A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson



Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no money. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Once you become self-conscious, there is no end to it; once you start to doubt, there is no room for anything else. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb. ~Benjamin Franklin



He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. ~Harry Kalas, on Garry Maddox, 1981



It's like being hit up the arse by a rainbow. ~Rod Eddington, about being lucky



I wish I were a white crayon, that way no one could use me. ~Author Unknown



Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Among my most prized possessions are words that I have never spoken. ~Orson Rega Card



One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. ~Vincent T. Foss



Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. ~Author Unknown



A lie is just the truth waiting to be itself. ~Terri Guillemets



What this planet needs is more mistletoe and less missile-talk. ~Author Unknown



Those who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money. ~Author Unknown



Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you? ~Fanny Brice



Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny. ~Edmund Burke



Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets. ~Matthew 12:12



Reading - the best state yet to keep absolute loneliness at bay. ~William Styron



I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the years'. ~Henry Moore