Lily Allen For Chanel

Back when it was announced that Lily Allen was going to be a spokesperson for Chanel handbags I wasn't all that thrilled. After all, she was most commonly seen stumbling drunk and Winehousely disheveled. Not exactly the poster child for Chanel chic. But I'm glad to see that quality time with Uncle Karl can fix janything. Lily Allen cleans up exceptionally well and I love everything about her look here, coat (Want!), accessories, hair and makeup. Karl Lagerfeld seems to approve Lily as well.

Photos of Lily Allen and Karl Lagerfeld before the Chanel Ready-to-Wear Fall/ Winter 2011-2012 Paris Fashion Week show by Bauer Griffin via Zimbio.

M.I.A.'s Completely Massive Flop

Professor Green and Lily Allen's "Just Be Good To Green" makes me want to ram a pitchfork through my face, so naturally it debuted this week higher on the UK singles chart (#5) than Mark Ronson's far superior new jam "Bang Bang Bang" (#6).

But really, I'm just kind of glad for the fail of M.I.A.'s new album Maya. It flops into the UK album chart at #21, while her single "XXXO" tanks at #26. Sorry, baby—next time you feel like ripping countless other pop stars to shreds in the press, why don't you just stuff one of your tits in your mouth? Mmmmm—tastes like whore.

On to classier dames, Kylie Minogue's Aphrodite slips to #2 on the Brit album chart, while her single "All The Lovers" slides from #9 in its fifth week to #12.

The U.K. Top 10:

1. "Airplanes" - B.o.B feat. Hayley Williams *1 week*
2. "We No Speak Americano" - Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP
3. "Love The Way You Lie" - Eminem feat. Rihanna
4. "California Gurls" - Katy Perry
5. "Just Be Good To Green" - Professor Green feat. Lily Allen *new*
6. "Bang Bang Bang" - Mark Ronson and The Business Intl *new*
7. "The Club Is Alive" - JLS
8. "Pack Up" - Eliza Doolittle
9. "I Like It" - Enrique Iglesias feat. Pitbull
10. "My First Kiss" - 3OH!3 feat. Ke$ha

Lilly Allan Atacks Paparazzi

A furious Allen was trying to leave her home when a photographer was said to have been pushed into her car during the rush to snap Lily.

The singer hurled a water bottle at one of the shutterbugs, and then turned her attention on to a different gentleman.

Allen is said to have begun punching and kicking the man until her security guard pulled her off.

Lily Allen & Jay Jopling New couple?

Lilly Allen and her new boyfriend, art mogul Jay Jopling, go sailing together on Thursday, New Year’s Day in Saint Bart’s.

Lily, 23, and Jay, 45, were seen kissing and hugging during their entire Caribbean boat trip. They were even spotted wrapping their legs around each other during a makeout session!

“I think I like much older men,” Lily has said. “I hang out with much older people, I go for dinners at posh places and talk about art. I’m meeting more interesting people who tax my brain.”

Lily Allen Admits Her TV Show Sucked

Speaking with UK music magazine NME, Lily Allen gave her craptacular BBC TV show a failing grade, rating it a "5 out of 10."

Lily Allen and Friends debuted to a dismal reception after half the show's online audience left before taping concluded.

But, she admits, "I made a lot of money out of it. Thank you, TV license-payers, that was very nice of you. You think Russell Brand is your problem but actually it was me."

Lily Allen Vs Katy Perry

"I happen to know for a fact that she was an American version of me. She was signed by my label in America as, 'We need to find something controversial and kooky like Lily Allen.' And then they found her… I think the lyrics and stuff are a bit crass… When I met her I was bit frosty with her because someone asked her to describe herself. She's like, 'Aha, I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinner version of Lily Allen!'. It's like, you're not English and you don't write your own songs, shut up!" Lily Allen continued her hate spree this week in a radio interview, taking aim at American pop singer Katy Perry.