Shontelle's "Perfect Nighmare" Video Should Have Told The Horrifying Tale Of Her Album Sales

Shontelle's No Gravity may have floated into the the Billboard Top 200 album chart this week at #81 like the limp corpse of a hooker facedown in a muddy river, but at least her label spent $30 on her music video for "Perfect Nightmare," right?



Yeah—the video's a bit of a drag. But I already professed my like for this Rodney Jerkins-produced jam awhile back. And at least it's better than Nadine Coyle's latest trash.

Anyway, I gotta get to Starbucks. If I don't get there right when Shontelle's shift starts, she gets kinda sloppy with the lattes.