500 days of summer quotes

There comes a time when people get tired of being plunged into the abyss of exploitation and nagging injustice. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.



Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. ~Socrates



Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously. ~Louis J. Camuti



The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish. ~Evelyn Waugh



Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. ~Beverley Nichols



Food. Water. Shelter. Air. Sleep. Societal inflation has expanded need into greed. Suddenly the basic survival needs also include a cell phone, cable TV, and French manicured fingernails.... We've become the absolute biggest whiners of all human history with the absolute smallest justification for whining. ~Charlie Diekatze



Historical investigation has for its aim to fix the order and character of events throughout past time and in all places. The task is frankly superhuman. ~George Santayana, The Life of Reason



If a thousand old beliefs were ruined in our march to truth we must still march on. ~Stopford Brooke If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. ~George Brett, 1986



The neurotic believes that life has meaning, but that his life hasn't. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence. ~Oscar Wilde



If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price. ~Author Unknown



Of course I'm ambitious. What's wrong with that? Otherwise you sleep all day. ~Ringo Starr



Every man's memory is his private literature. ~Aldous Huxley



Fear makes us feel our humanity. ~Benjamin Disraeli



Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. ~Author Unknown



Our envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy. ~Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld



Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacopoeia. ~Napoleon I



Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. ~Michael Burke



Don't question God, for He may reply: "If you're so anxious for answers, come up here." ~Author Unknown



I will always remember my delight when Mrs. Georgia Gilmore - an unlettered woman of unusual intelligence - told how an operator demanded that she get off the bus after paying her fare and board it again by the back door, and then drove away before she could get there. She turned to Judge Carter and said: "When they count the money, they do not know Negro money from white money." ~Martin Luther King, Jr., March 1956