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Circa: Latin, literally meaning about; used to describe various dates that are uncertain; often abbreviated c. or ca.



To insult someone we call him "bestial." For deliberate cruelty and nature, "human" might be the greater insult. ~Isaac Asimov, Isaac Asimov's Book of Science and Nature Quotations, 1988 To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear. ~Buddha



Without denying the value of scientific endeavor, there is a striking absurdity in committing billions to reach the moon where no people live, while only a fraction of that amount is appropriated to service the densely populated slums. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?, 1967



There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader. ~Charlie Brown



God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players i.e., everybody, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. ~Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Good Omens, 1991



Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. ~Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin



Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose. ~Friedrich Nietzsche, The Antichrist



You don't have to be anti-man to be pro-woman. ~Jane Galvin Lewis



Green fingers are the extension of a verdant heart. ~Russell Page



The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them. ~Cullen Hightower



Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck. ~Author Unknown



If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. ~F. Wikzek



You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars. ~Charles Kuralt



Primitive tribes were certainly convinced that the spirit, having escaped from the body at death, retained a replica of its earthly tenement. They therefore used tattoo marks as a means of identification in the next world and a passport to future happiness. ~Ronald Scutt



Democracy is like a raft: It won't sink, but you will always have your feet wet. ~Russell B. Long



My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is. ~Ellen DeGeneres



Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~Author Unknown



If you want to kill time, try working it to death. ~Sam Levonson



If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. ~Abigail Van Buren