funny friendship quotes and sayings for girls

History is fallible as every man is fallible. But it is likewise trustworthy, as a man is trustworthy who has looked into himself and come to know how blended are dust and fire in the innermost recesses of the human heart. ~Arthur Bestor



A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges. ~Benny Green



In theory one is aware that the earth revolves, but in practice one does not perceive it, the ground upon which one treads seems not to move, and one can live undisturbed. So it is with Time in one's life. ~Marcel Proust, The Past Recaptured, 1927



A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television. ~Author Unknown



Those who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money. ~Author Unknown



There ought to be some other means of reckoning quality in this the best and loveliest of games; the scoreboard is an ass. ~Neville Cardus, A Fourth Innings with Cardus, 1981



Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride. ~John F. Kennedy



It is never too late to be who you might have been. ~George Eliot



No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. ~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"



Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children. ~Sam Austin



Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. ~Author Unknown



Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. ~Sri Krishna Pattabhi Jois



America, for me, has been the pursuit and catching of happiness. ~Aurora Raigne



Our deeds determine us as much as we determine our deeds. ~George Eliot



The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot. ~Bill Russell



Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it. ~Cullen Hightower



To me, novels are just quotations with a bunch of filler. ~Terri Guillemets



To the outside world we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time. ~Clara Ortega



There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. ~Lady Blessington



The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse. ~Edward Koch