funny friendship quotes for girls

History gives answers only to those who know how to ask questions. ~Hajo Holborn, History and the Humanities



Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. ~Pubilius Syrus



I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice. ~Casey Stengel, 1967



Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. ~Doug Larson



A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



No man ought to lay a cross upon himself, or to adopt tribulation, as is done in popedom; but if a cross or tribulation come upon him, then let him suffer it patiently, and know that it is good and profitable for him. ~Martin Luther



Man would be "otherwise." That's the essence of the specifically human. ~Antonio Machado



No two men ever judged alike of the same thing, and it is impossible to find two opinions exactly similar, not only in different men but in the same men at different times. ~Michel Montaigne



People on horses look better than they are. People in cars look worse than they are. ~Marya Mannes



I always thought it was a ridiculous name for a prison. Sing Sing, I mean. Sounds more like an opera house. ~From the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1961, screenplay by George Axelrod, based on the novella by Truman Capote, spoken by the character Holly Golightly



We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven. ~Henry David Thoreau



The simplest schoolboy is now familiar with truths for which Archimedes would have given his life. ~Ernest Renan, Souvenirs d'enfance et de jeunesse, 1883



Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance. ~Paul Carvel



Oh, wise physician of a wasted land! ~Hermann Hagedorn



I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary. ~Betsy Canas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com



My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. ~J. Brotherton



I never liked riding in helicopters because there's a fair probability that the bottom part will get going around as fast as the top part. ~John Wittenborn



To have a thing is little, if you're not allowed to show it, to know a thing, is nothing unless others know you know it. ~Charles Neaves



The theory of probabilities is at bottom nothing but common sense reduced to calculus. ~Laplace, Theorie analytique des probabilites, 1820



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