funny marriage quotes

If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? ~Mark Twain



The list of Irish saints is past counting; but in it all no other figure is so human, friendly, and lovable as St. Patrick - who was an Irishman only by adoption. ~Stephen Gwynn



Skipping is to fly like an angel. ~Opal Montagne



Patience is the ability to count down before you blast off. ~Author Unknown



It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas when its mighty Founder was a child Himself. ~Charles Dickens



The body is a house of many windows: there we all sit, showing ourselves and crying on the passers-by to come and love us. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. ~Aldous Huxley, Music at Night and Other Essays



Coffee, n. break fluid. ~Author Unknown



How seldom we weigh our neighbors in the same balance as ourselves. ~Thomas a Kempis



Well done is better than well said. ~Benjamin Franklin



You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. ~Author Unknown



You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. ~Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet



The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men. ~Lupe Velez



When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. ~Marty Bucella



Football is a mistake. It combines two of the worst things about American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings. ~George Will



A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very Nearly Tea, which is one you forget about afterwards. ~A.A. Milne



The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. ~Bill Cosby



It is impossible to win gracefully at chess. No man has yet said "Mate!" in a voice which failed to sound to his opponent bitter, boastful and malicious. ~A.A. Milne, Not That It Matters, 1919



We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so. ~Alexander Pope



Time spent with cats is never wasted. ~May Sarton