funny quotes about snow days

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? ~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes



When the boy is growing he has a wolf in his belly. ~German Proverb



It is part of my creed that the only poetry is history, could we tell it right. ~Thomas Carlyle



The deed is everything, the glory naught. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe



In cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance. ~John Perry Barlow



If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. ~Author Unknown



Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. ~Gail Godwin



Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. ~Mohammed Ali



Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion. ~F.A. Paradis de Moncrif



The tyrant dies and his rule ends, the martyr dies and his rule begins. ~Soren Kierkegaard



Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. You need to take up the challenges that we face as a nation and make them your own, not because you have an obligation to those who are less fortunate, although you do have that obligation. Not because you have a debt to all of those who helped you get to where you are, although you do have that debt. You need to take on the challenge because you have an obligation to yourself. Because our individual salvation depends on collective salvation. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you will realize your true potential. And if we're willing to share the risks and the rewards this new century offers, it will be a victory for each of you, and for every American. ~Barack Obama, Knox College Commencement, 2005 Jun 04, Galesburg, Illinois



My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. ~Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975



Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. ~Author Unknown



I cannot imagine how the clockwork of the universe can exist without a clockmaker. ~Voltaire



I suppose every old scholar has had the experience of reading something in a book which was significant to him, but which he could never find again. Sure he is that he read it there, but no one else ever read it, nor can he find it again, though he buy the book and ransack every page. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Fear is the highest fence. ~Dudley Nichols



The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for white, or women created for men. ~Alice Walker



Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants. ~Jessamyn West



When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. ~Cynthia Heimel, "Lower Manhattan Survival Tactics"



Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery. ~Calvin Coolidge