funny quotes about your ex boyfriend

A faith of convenience is a hollow faith. ~Father Mulcahy, "A Holy Mess," original airdate 1 February 1982, written by Elias Davis and David Pollock, directed by Burt Metcalfe



Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away. ~Dinah Craik



The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs. ~Alphonse Toussenel



Theory helps us bear our ignorance of facts. ~George Santayana, The Sense of Beauty, 1896



If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. ~Mark Twain



There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it. ~Josh Billings



Books are lighthouses erected in the great sea of time. ~E.P. Whipple



After a day's walk everything has twice its usual value. ~George Macauley Trevelyan



Hug a police officer. It's the law! ~Author Unknown



Ignorance is a right! Education is eroding one of the few democratic freedoms remaining to us. ~Christopher Andrea



That is the triumph of history - truth absolute is not at hand; the original with which to match the copy does not exist. ~Jacques Barzun, Clio and the Doctors



A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance. ~Anatole France



For the most part, Western medicine doctors are not healers, preventers, listeners, or educators. But they're damned good at saving a life and the other aspects kick the beam. It's about time we brought some balance back to the scale. ~Claire Todae



It becomes increasingly easy, as you get older, to drown in nostalgia. ~Ted Koppel



The packaging for a microwavable "microwave" dinner is programmed for a shelf life of maybe six months, a cook time of two minutes and a landfill dead-time of centuries. ~David Wann, Buzzworm, November 1990



Responsibility's like a string we can only see the middle of. Both ends are out of sight. ~William McFee, Casuals of the Sea, 1916



Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman. ~Ninon de Lenclos



There are no pockets in a shroud. ~Author Unknown



From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity. ~Edvard Munch



Be careful of selfish motives. You can mistake them for principles and end up dying for them. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com