funny quotes from mean girls

A hug is a great gift - one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange. ~Author Unknown



We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that a savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter. ~Mark Twain



There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. ~Willa Cather



Renew your passions daily. ~Terri Guillemets



Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. ~George Bernard Shaw



If a neurotic can't stand the heat, he lights another candle. ~Terri Guillemets



I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. ~Charles Dickens



There is a harmony in autumn, and a luster in its sky, which through the summer is not heard or seen, as if it could not be, as if it had not been! ~Percy Bysshe Shelley



I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days. ~Author Unknown



Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit. ~Bern Williams



The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. ~Slappy White



The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. ~Douglas Adams



I don't like a guy with flowers. It means he's done something he shouldn't. The bigger the bouquet, the younger she was. ~Coupling, "Nine and a Half Minutes," original airdate 10 May 2004, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Sally I don't like a man to be too efficient. He's likely to be not human enough. ~Felix Frankfurter



Dealing with people is probably the biggest problem you face, especially if you are in business. Yes, and that is also true if you are a housewife, architect or engineer. ~Dale Carnegie



No man has ever been born a Negro hater, a Jew hater, or any other kind of hater. Nature refuses to be involved in such suicidal practices. ~Harry Bridges



People "died" all the time.... Parts of them died when they made the wrong kinds of decisions - decisions against life. Sometimes they died bit by bit until finally they were just living corpses walking around. If you were perceptive you could see it in their eyes; the fire had gone out... you always knew when you made a decision against life.... The door clicked and you were safe inside - safe and dead. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh



Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back. ~Author Unknown



Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made. ~Edgar Watson Howe



If your teeth are clenched and your fists are clenched, your lifespan is probably clenched. ~Terri Guillemets



The last birthday that's any good is 23. ~Andy Rooney