funny quotes on photos

Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. ~William James



I travel a lot; I hate having my life disrupted by routine. ~Caskie Stinnett



Self-respect knows no considerations. ~Mahatma Gandhi



A good style should show no signs of effort. What is written should seem a happy accident. ~W. Somerset Maugham, Summing Up, 1938



There is no effect more disproportionate to its cause than the happiness bestowed by a small compliment. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. ~Author Unknown



George W. Bush will protect your unborn fetus, then send your grown child to die in war. ~Rick Claro



For lack of an occasional expression of love, a relationship strong at the seams can wear thin in the middle. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



The small percentage of dogs that bite people is monumental proof that the dog is the most benign, forgiving creature on earth. ~W.R. Koehler, The Koehler Method of Dog Training



DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form. ~Author Unknown



Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. ~Chinese Proverb



When you first name becomes "nigger," your middle name becomes "boy" (however old you are), and your wife and mother are never given the respected title "Mrs."; when you are harried by day and haunted by night by the fact that you are a Negro... when you are forever fighting a degenerating sense of "nobodiness" - then you will understand why we find it difficult to wait. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., "Letter from Birmingham Jail," Why We Can't Wait, 1963



Mountain pose teaches us, literally, how to stand on our own two feet.... teaching us to root ourselves into the earth.... Our bodies become a connection between heaven and earth. ~Carol Krucoff



There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity. ~Washington Irving, The Sketch Book, 1820



His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays. ~Ian Baker-Finch, on John Daly



Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. ~Polish Proverb



If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Source Unknown



If only closed minds came with closed mouths. ~As seen on a button at evolvefish.com



Like an old gold-panning prospector, you must resign yourself to digging up a lot of sand from which you will later patiently wash out a few minute particles of gold ore. ~Dorothy Bryant



A full heart has room for everything and an empty heart has room for nothing. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin