happy birthday quotes for men

Rebooting is a wonder drug - it fixes almost everything. ~Garrett Hazel, "Help Desk Blues," 2002



Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself. ~John Dewey



All our lives we are putting pennies - our most golden pennies - into penny-in-the-slot machines that are almost always empty. ~Logan Pearsall Smith



To be dragged in the wake of the passive flock and to pass a hundred and one times beneath the shears of the shepherd, or to die alone like a brave eagle on a rocky crag of a great mountain: that is the dilemma. ~Praxedis Guerrero, RegeneraciOn, 18 February 1911



Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classified as cannibals. ~Finley Peter Dunne



Weather is a great metaphor for life - sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, and there's nothing much you can do about it but carry an umbrella. ~Terri Guillemets



My mother made me a scientist without ever intending to. Every other Jewish mother in Brooklyn would ask her child after school, "So? Did you learn anything today?" But not my mother. "Izzy," she would say, "did you ask a good question today?" That difference - asking good questions - made me become a scientist. ~Isidor Isaac Rabi



Suburb: a place that isn't city, isn't country, and isn't tolerable. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. ~Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet



Gold that buys health can never be ill spent. ~Thomas Dekker, Westward Ho, 1604



I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. ~Pablo Picasso



Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. ~John Muir



Play the music, not the instrument. ~Author Unknown



There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we count ourselves among them. ~Mignon McLaughlin



Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing. ~John F. Kennedy



It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. ~J.C. Snead, on his putting



All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers. ~Francois Fenelon All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers. ~Francois Fenelon All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers. ~Francois Fenelon



Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. ~Ogden Nash



It is not a fragrant world. ~Raymond Chandler



Faith and doubt both are needed - not as antagonists, but working side by side to take us around the unknown curve. ~Lillian Smith