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Go put your creed into your deed. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. ~Rita Mae Brown



Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not stand being laughed at. ~Author Unknown



...trout that doesn't think two jumps and several runs ahead of the average fisherman is mighty apt to get fried. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949



Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson



A man is insensible to the relish of prosperity 'til he has tasted adversity. ~Sa'di (Musharrif-uddin)



Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. ~Dan Greenburg



One hates an author that's all author. ~George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Beppo"



History is a vast early warning system. ~Norman Cousins



People are not disturbed by things, but by the view they take of them. ~Epictetus



Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment. ~Seneca



Babies are such a nice way to start people. ~Don Herrold



Research is the name given the crystal formed when the night's worry is added to the day's sweat. ~Martin H. Fischer



The historian has been the hearth at which the soul of the country has been kept alive. ~John Morley, Notes on Politics and History



Small children are convinced that ponies deserve to see the inside of the house. ~Maya Patel



To have great poets there must be great audiences too. ~Walt Whitman



Epigram and truth are rarely commensurate. Truth has to get somewhat chiseled, as it were, before it will fit into an epigram. ~Joseph Farrell



Tennis is not a gentle game. Psychologically, it is vicious. That people are only just beginning to come to terms with this fact illustrates just how big a con trick has been perpetrated on the non-playing tennis public - and even a few players, usually losing players - for decades. ~Richard Evans



On every stem, on every leaf,... and at the root of everything that grew, was a professional specialist in the shape of grub, caterpillar, aphis, or other expert, whose business it was to devour that particular part. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes



They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken. ~Raymond Floyd